I'll try to ad an exciting new quote every day (from movies or songs). Feel free to come with suggestions!
Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody whose about to take a bullet.
Joe: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe: Ask me how fat she is.
Thug: Fuc